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Portable Backcountry Adventure Poo Disposal Transport System Thing<\/span><\/p>\n

For adventurers in sensitive wilderness areas.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now you CAN take it with you when you “go”…<\/p>\n

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Yaktube is proudly made in the USA by American humans<\/strong><\/p>\n

The world’s greatest Pooptube commercial<\/p>\n

\nhttp:\/\/bretthouston.com\/creations\/wp-content\/uploads\/Yaktube-Mojo-Commercial-Pooptube-Propaganda-V3.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n

Mojo’s advice for adventurous poopers. If you’re gonna carry your poop in a tube, get a Yaktube.
\nIf you like to get life advice from puppets on the Interwebs, ask your doctor if the Mojo Show is right for you!<\/p>\n

\"P2460211<\/a>New regulations require that you pack out your waste in many State and National Parks as well as BLM lands. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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This means that you must bring a portable toilet or poo disposal system with you on backcountry trips or face steep fines and penalties. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n


\n(See backcountry regulations links below for more info) <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

YakTube is the best all around system for adventurers.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The world’s 2nd greatest Pooptube commercial<\/strong><\/p>\n

http:\/\/bretthouston.com\/creations\/wp-content\/uploads\/YakTube-Mojave-Commercial-4K.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n

Green River: Canyonlands<\/p>\n

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Fudge Packer on the dunes.<\/p>\n

http:\/\/bretthouston.com\/creations\/wp-content\/uploads\/P1133007-yaktube-dunes-720p.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n
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Artisan, hand crafted custom poop tubes.
\nEach tube is made by American humans in the back yard with loving care and attention to detail.
\nUsing only the finest made materials one can find at the local plumbing supply… so you don’t have to.
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*Please note: We have stopped providing Yaktubes to Amazon due their ridiculously high % cut.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Due to the current New Normal World Order of things, plastic prices have more than doubled on supplies in the past few weeks alone… Over the last 2 years they have more than tripled and many parts are not available. We have been forced to raise prices.<\/strong><\/span>
\nIf you need a quick deal, we have a few older model “Fugly Tubes” that were old designs, test models, or have some type of cosmetic blemishes etc.<\/strong><\/span>
\n***Website Sales are suspended while we update the Shopping Cart.<\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n

Contact us directly if you want to order in the meantime. Thanks!<\/span>
\nYou can order direct via Paypal or Zelle or cash if you are in the Los Angeles area.<\/span>
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**Normal lead time for Fresh orders is 1-3 weeks. [Unless we have extra stock on hand]<\/span>
\nIf you need one sooner, a “Rush” order may be possible. Please contact us directly before placing an order.<\/span>
\nThese are still hand-made custom order units from top quality parts. No Chinese manufacturing.<\/span>
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Yak Tubes are now available in many sizes and materials.<\/p>\n

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Tiny Monkey – $65<\/span> 8 inch fun tube for short trips, doggie dumps or diaper duty. <\/span><\/p>\n

(2 days use for normal tiny humans or 1 day for a Texan. Individual results may vary)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"+$12 shipping for USPS priority 3 day service<\/p>\n<\/form>\n
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Fudge Packer –<\/span> $75<\/span><\/span> A serious foot long sub that’s built for the groovy business.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

(One week use for normal humans or 3 days for a French woman whose name I will not divulge.) <\/span><\/span>Individual results may vary…\"Yaktube<\/a><\/span>Weight comparison.
\nHDPE<\/strong> = 1 pound 4 ounces
\nPVC light<\/strong> = 1 pounds 12 ounces
\nABS<\/strong> = 2 pounds
\nPVC<\/strong> Heavy Dooty<\/strong>= 3 pounds 8 ounces<\/p>\n
\n\"\"+$12 shipping for USPS priority 3 day service<\/p>\n<\/form>\n

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Mongo Bungo – $85
\nThe 18″ version.
\n<\/span>+$23 shipping for USPS priority 3 day service<\/span><\/p>\n


\nBig Birtha – $95\u00a0<\/span>
\nA whopping 2 footer, for couples in love who want to share the load or solo artists on a self-exploration adventure. (One week use for 2 fun loving normal humans, 2 weeks for standard issue solo expedition use or one day for a politician. Individual results may vary)<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"ytnews\"<\/a>***I don’t recommend HDPE for Big Birtha anymore due to the flexibility of the longer pipe when “loaded”. It can pop the seals if you strap them down too tight.<\/strong>
\nThe PVC Lite would be best for anything over 1′.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/form>\n

+$23 shipping for USPS priority 3 day service<\/p>\n

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ZoPat the Explorer. Signature Model -$165 <\/span><\/strong><\/span>A monster 5 footer, this beast is what you need for all them diapers when you take a toddler out to Death Valley for a week Jeep Camping. Lock em up tight, strap it to the roof, don’t worry about em.<\/span><\/p>\n